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Re: Really bad lyrics

Post  Celice on Wed Jan 01, 2014 5:46 pm

Well it was the '80s  Smile 
HeroBread wrote:p.s. recently my obssession with rance allen has made me realize how bad the lyrics generally are in their songs. i mean, it has nothing to do with the message, just how its written: "mama, i love you girl, youre the sweetest girl in the whole wide world" - awful, but also another credit to rance's strength as a singer. he fucking sells it and in the end thats what really matters
Yeah, the right delivery can make even the most banal or absurd lyrics sound good. I love this clip from a Russian TV show which plays practical jokes on celebrities:
this episode involves hoaxing Vitas into performing Blue Suede Shoes with badly rewritten Russian lyrics, and one of the reasons it made me laugh was that despite having heard the song many times, I'd never really noticed how ridiculous the original lyrics are Laughing

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Re: Really bad lyrics

Post  R.I.P. Rapport Rapturer on Wed Jan 01, 2014 5:52 pm

HeroBread wrote:link to the song with timestamp to bonos best pls.


p.s. recently my obssession with rance allen has made me realize how bad the lyrics generally are in their songs. i mean, it has nothing to do with the message, just how its written: "mama, i love you girl, youre the sweetest girl in the whole wide world" - awful, but also another credit to rance's strength as a singer. he fucking sells it and in the end thats what really matters

The truth. A particularly good singer can sell even the worst or the most melodramatic lines out there and make them sound like dripping in passion.

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Re: Really bad lyrics

Post  The Great Heroins on Thu Jan 02, 2014 5:43 pm

There is not a damn thing wrong with sexual lyrics, good lyrics are good lyrics.  You can be just as mindless in the context of writing about politics as you could writing about sex.  It all depends on the artist and if he really is in it for making quality art.

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Re: Really bad lyrics

Post  The Great Heroins on Thu Jan 02, 2014 8:45 pm

[quote="Celice"]
John Lennon wrote:And so happy Christmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight

Meh, may be simple but that song is absolutely great. The background vocals are very haunting to me for some reason, the whole song has a sort of melancholy tone to it. Anyway, yeah maybe those lyrics weren't that great but in the context of how good the song is I wouldn't say that has earned a place here, in my own opinion.

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Re: Really bad lyrics

Post  Celice on Fri Jan 03, 2014 5:37 am

It's another case where a strong melody and good performance help listeners to overlook the terrible lyrics. If an unknown lyricist wrote stuff like that and tried to find a composer willing to collaborate, I don't think he'd get very far.

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Re: Really bad lyrics

Post  OldSchoolHeavyMetal on Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:54 am

I present to you Steve Seagal.



Girl what you really want all night
Me want the buddy, make me feel nice
Boy what you really want all night
Me want the poonani, see for make nice
She want the buddy
Him want the poonani
And me know it nice

When the girls start to strut
you could look at her but you shouldn't do that
Think about just that because her clothes are just as pretty
They're not just to cover her kitty

Girl what you really want all night
Me want the buddy, make me feel nice
Boy what you really want all night
Me want the poonani, see for make nice
Baby the way you waik is so hot
Let's have a shot of rum
Then I can make you come with me
To the ocean
That would be phat
You can be my bow cat
Nice ital breeze
Bring you to your knees
We're jammin

Kepp wrote:There is not a damn thing wrong with sexual lyrics, good lyrics are good lyrics.  You can be just as mindless in the context of writing about politics as you could writing about sex.  It all depends on the artist and if he really is in it for making quality art.

Yeah, politics can be tough, especially since everyone has their own and people tend to get very worked up over politics. I usually prefer when politics aren't the subject of a song, especially since a lot of entertainers tend to get preachy. But if it's a good song, it doesn't ruin it for me, even when I disagree with the politics.

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Post  R.I.P. Rapport Rapturer on Sat Jan 04, 2014 7:30 am

OH GOD, NOT THE STEVEN SEAGAL SOLO ALBUM

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Re: Really bad lyrics

Post  The Great Heroins on Sat Jan 04, 2014 10:25 am

Celice wrote:It's another case where a strong melody and good performance help listeners to overlook the terrible lyrics. If an unknown lyricist wrote stuff like that and tried to find a composer willing to collaborate, I don't think he'd get very far.

I guess you are right but I feel like the lyrics aren't so bad. It's a simple message, so the lyrics are simple. In my opinion to say whether lyrics are bad or not would depend on the context of the song as a whole. Like you said, sometimes the melody and strong performance is what carries the tune. As apposed to say, Bob Dylan's music where lyrics are absolutely everything.

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Re: Really bad lyrics

Post  R.I.P. Rapport Rapturer on Sat Jan 04, 2014 10:27 am

Kepp wrote:
John Lennon wrote:And so happy Christmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight

Meh, may be simple but that song is absolutely great.  The background vocals are very haunting to me for some reason, the whole song has a sort of melancholy tone to it.  Anyway, yeah maybe those lyrics weren't that great but in the context of how good the song is I wouldn't say that has earned a place here, in my own opinion.

Agreed.

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Re: Really bad lyrics

Post  Molandfreak on Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:59 am

The entirety of One Direction's You Don't Know You're Beautiful is pretty atrocious lyrically, but the worst part of it is "But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell,
You don't know oh-oh!
You don't know you're beautiful!"

...If for no other reason than just imagining the sheer creepiness of someone looking at the ground and smiling. Eh 

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Re: Really bad lyrics

Post  B6 on Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:19 am

Seems like you're easily creeped out Eh 
But yeah, not exactly great lyrics.

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Re: Really bad lyrics

Post  deewhydylan on Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:51 am

Sext, sext, sext, me
Sext, sext, sext, me
Sext, sext, sext, me
Sext, sext, sext, me

Less than three is just a tease
Send those nudes, make me drool
Hit me up - make me cum
Wanna sext? I'll show you some

Sticky drama all the way
Want my dick? You gotta pay!
You've seen what my thumbs can do
Time to use my tongue on you

Show me what you got on my LCD
Let's get down to it
So you can get down on me
Cybering is so 1999
You've got to be textually active
If you wanna be mine

'Cause ...

I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna rock your body
I wanna taste your sweet

I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna aah ahh
I wanna aah ahh

Love me or hate me but you want to fuck me
My love is unrestricted
You know you wanna lick this
I'm stronger than the strongest drug you've ever had
Mix 'em all together and I would still be twice as bad

I know you want some more!

When I text it's seckz! sex! sex!
You start to undress! Dress!
Poppin' out your chest,
At your friends' request.
Now I'm rocking on your top
And you know I just can't stop stop
Make you drop
Feel you up till I hit the spot
'Cause I can't take TAKE TAKE
ALL THIS WAIT! WAIT!
I'm so impatient
You got me waitin
Cut this shit!
Show your tits!
Flip it out on my sidekick
Like quagmire on family guy
Giggity!!! Giggity!!! All the time

I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna rock your body
I wanna taste your sweet
I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna aah ahh
I wanna aah ahh

Love me or hate me but you want to fuck me
My love is unrestricted
You know you wanna lick this
I'm stronger than the strongest drug you've ever had
Mix 'em all together and I would still be twice as bad

There I go!
Sexting all my mother fucking favorite hoes
Stereo blast it up! Go ape shit and tear it up
We can make you look like hobos
She's texting if she should swallow
Hellz ya! Go for more
Parents banging down the door

Oh no - caught with my pants down
Now I gotta leave this town
I ain't never looking back
I'm gonna tell your ass straight up
This is how we live it up
I just don't give a fuck
And if I ever gave a fuck
I would be straight out of luck

I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna rock your body
I wanna taste your sweet

I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna aah ahh
I wanna aah ahh

I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna rock your body
I wanna taste your sweet

I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna fucking rock your body

I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna rock your body
I wanna taste your sweet

I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna aah ahh
I wanna aah ahh

Love me or hate me but you want to fuck me
My love is unrestricted
You know you wanna lick this
I'm stronger than the strongest drug you've ever had
Mix 'em all together and I would still be twice as bad

I know you want some more!

Sexting, sexting, sexting

by Blood on the Dance Floor...

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Re: Really bad lyrics

Post  B6 on Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:22 am

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Re: Really bad lyrics

Post  B6 on Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:22 am

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Re: Really bad lyrics

Post  B6 on Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:22 am

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Re: Really bad lyrics

Post  The Great Heroins on Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:31 am

Nice original Timi, certainly has potential but what's up with all the cursing?

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Re: Really bad lyrics

Post  deewhydylan on Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:18 pm

Should hear the song. LOL

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Re: Really bad lyrics

Post  Guest on Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:23 pm

I think I heard my little brother play this song on his laptop before. We believe he's gay.

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Post  Guest on Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:28 pm

You can tell we are related

The idiot who took this picture doesn't now how to printscreen.

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Re: Really bad lyrics

Post  deewhydylan on Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:30 pm

Oww, oww, oww
(Oh, goddamn)
I'm gonna fackin' cum
(Oh, shit)

Fack, fack, fack
(Fack I am)
I am, I'm goin' to cum
(I'm cumin')

I never seen no chick like this
This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my dick, of course it is
This bitch don't know what abortion is

So I can't cum in her
Fucks like a porn star, looks like Jenna
Fuck I'm gonna
Come I think my rubbers comin' off

But oh, it's so fuckin' wet and soft
Fuck, I'm gonna start lettin' off
I'm squirtin' and she's not gettin' off
And she's on top

I'm gonna fackin' oh God
Oh don't do that don't, stop
Stop don't, I don't mean don't stop
Oww wait a minute
Ow, ow, fuck I, I'm gonna fuckin' come

Oww, oww, oww
(Oh, goddamn)
I'm gonna fackin' cum
(Oh, shit)

Fack, fack, fack
(Fack I am)
I am, I'm goin' to cum
(I'm cumin')

Ooh wow, boo that pow, ooh ow, I need a cigarette now
Ow, I'm so fuckin' hot and you're so fuckin' hot
Oh my God, I wanna fackin' fack
No, not fuck, I said fack
F A C K, F A C K, fack, fack, fack, fackin' freak me

Oh yeah girl, see baby, they call me Mr. Freaky
Lets call your sister 3 way, have some 3 some me so horny
And you're such a fuckin' babe, I wanna go down on you, fuck you shave
Oh goddamn, here I go again, I'm gonna cum, I am

Oww, oww, oww
(Oh, goddamn)
I'm gonna fackin' cum
(Oh, shit)

Fack, fack, fack
(Fack I am)
I am, I'm goin' to cum
(I'm cumin')

Okay, I'm done, I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all outta gas, not so fast
Uh, your finger just went in my ass

Ow, that hurts, take it out now
Oh, wait a minute ow, put it back in, in, in, in
This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men

I like boobs, boobs, boobs
Now see that gerbil, grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole
Uh, yeah, right there, right there, ah, I'm comin' ah yeah

Fack, I just came again, okay pull it out now
Ohh fuck, yeah, wait he's not out hes still crawlin' around up there
Ow fuck, I think it's stuck
Oww, but it feels so fackin' good

Oww, oww, oww
(Oh, goddamn)
I'm gonna fackin' cum
(Oh, shit)

Fack, fack, fack
(Fack I am)
I am, I'm goin' to cum
(I'm cumin')

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Ew, ew, ew, ew


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Post  deewhydylan on Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:31 pm

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Pariah's Child

Post  Clem on Sat Apr 05, 2014 3:07 am

Just listening to the new Sonata Arctica album, 'Pariah's Child'. Don't get me wrong, I'm quite enjoying it. However, one song in particular has lyrics which are simply ridiculous. The infamous 'Cloud Factory':

For every child there dawns a day
They wonder from where they come
Why is the sky so pink tonight
How fast to clouds fly by
And so you come up with stories you tell
Eyes are open wide when you tell them about the sky
‘N all that beneath resides

There is a factory clouds are made in
They make’em big and blue
The factory eats you, it swallows you whole
It fills you with conceit
And never lets you leave
If you ever dream, at the end of the day
That you’re gonna live as a free man
There’s no hook, no sinker, no line
And you will never leave
The cloud factory

If you join the same brigade I did when I was young
You will never see beyond the skyline of this town
Take my word, my son, and run
While your dreams fly free
Have them write my story down
Like silence breaking sound

There is a factory clouds are made in
They make’em big and blue
The factory eats you, it swallows you whole
It fills you with conceit
And never lets you leave
If you ever dream, at the end of the day
That you’re gonna live as a free man
There’s no hook, no sinker, no line
And you will never leave
The cloud factory

It’s sad if you never leave you believe what you see
And you follow the lead, but the eyes, they deceive
There is nothing to see but cloud factory dreams…
But hey, isn’t it fun at the end of the day
When everyone looks like me?
Swallowing pints of stale apathy
Having dreams where I would be
without the factory

If you ever dream, at the end of the day
That you’re gonna live as a free man
There’s no hook, no sinker, no line
And you will never leave
The cloud factory

There is a factory clouds are made in
They make’em big and blue
The factory eats you, it swallows you whole
It fills you with conceit
And never lets you leave
If you ever dream, at the end of the day
That you’re gonna live as a free man
Irony shall be the justice you find
In case you ever leave
The cloud factory

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Re: Really bad lyrics

Post  DonutsGalacticos on Sat Apr 05, 2014 3:08 am

i don't find them ridiculous, just "childish" and i think that was the intention

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Post  R.I.P. Rapport Rapturer on Sat Apr 05, 2014 3:15 am

'Childish' is the most fitting way to describe those lyrics.

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Pariah's Child

Post  Clem on Sat Apr 05, 2014 3:16 am

DonutsGalacticos wrote:i don't find them ridiculous, just "childish" and i think it was the intention
That may well have been the intention, given the nature of the lyrical themes. However, whilst Nightwish often capture that sentiment well, this seems a little more canned. It feels like an adult trying to write like a child, rather than capturing a child's thoughts. Although, I won't be too harsh on them. I mean I couldn't write a song in Finnish if my life depended on it. Like many songs of theirs, I feel their heart is in the right place (their ballads in particular). They aren't sleazy or lame like 80s hair metal ballads, and I think it's merely the language barrier that prevents Tony's lyrics from being very good. Admittedly, some of them aren't without their charm. I quite like the lyrics to 'The End of This Chapter'.

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